Friday, February 25, 2005

Everyone can smell my arthritis cream

Blah, blah and blah. That's the kind of day it is. First there is the ear congestion. I am the last person in the family to come down the The Dread Cold, and it has settled in my ears, which feel like they have full bales of cotton in them. Buttercup did not sleep well last night at all, which forced JC into the other room so he could get sleep while Little B and I woke up every 45 minutes or so throughout the night. Sleepy? Yes. The good news is that I'm only one day late and one story short for a freelance assignment I was stupid enough to take. I wrote 6 bad stories in the space of 2 days. I'm bringing mediocrity to a whole new level. Now it's time for the elementary school across the street to release its little inhabitants, so the SAHMs are all traipsing up the sunny sidewalk in their Juicysuits with their total lack of pantylines. Blah on them, with their breathing through the nose. Who needs it. The upside: They inspired my latest Phantom Moneymaking Scheme: SAHMthongs. Underpants for Stay At Home Moms with hilarious sayings on the front such as: "Get in the van" "Volunteer" "I brought snack" and "Get Me Pregnant, Quick"

8 Comments:

Blogger Michelle said...

I can relate to 2 things you are going through. The ear cold (those really suck) and arthritis. Go for the unscented cream... or be like me and tell everyone it is the newest fragrance for spring! ;)

12:56 PM  
Blogger PPB said...

Oh my goodness. I don't have arthritis, or a cold, but I love your underpant line.

7:52 AM  
Blogger Christian said...

Really great blog! I noticed a mention about arthritis treatment . I thought you might be interested to hear that both my parents and several of their friends have had problems with arthritis and we have been very lucky to have come across Bioflow. They are sold at arthritis treatment and they have been worth every penny. They don't seem to work for everyone but they have helped reduce the pain in my parents arthritis so that they almost don't notice it any longer. They'd still be taking painkillers if it wasn't for wearing a Bioflow on their wrist

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VITAMINS FOR ARTHRITIS
The inflammatory process of arthritis changes the lining of the intestines and reduces the absorption of some nutrients while increasing daily nutrient requirements. Nutrition is further depleted if the person is on long term medication therapy that increases nutrient needs and/or reduces the desire to eat. Joint pain and stiffness increase when the patient is malnourished. Symptoms improve with the dietary intake of calcium, selenium, zinc, and vitamin E. The antioxidant nutrients such as selenium and zinc might also be effective because of their ability to stop free radical damage to joint linings that in turn causes the accumulation of fluids, swelling and associated pain.

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